twidays as in twitter days? :p “@jollipop: Ha, finally I’m back in my body!!!! Last twi days have been crazy.”


This presentation makes boring pleasant…


clearly at least a few other body parts are also ahem impressive..“@mss_sASSy: My arms are rather impressive, if the rest of my body


#PassingBy “@MissCaramelD: Ohhhh I think I’m playing matchmaker. claps hands in glee


might this Be the tipping point? “@tweetsintheME: CNN reports rebels, others leaving with “cars packed full” of SAMs, ow.ly/6oA39


10 months so soon.. congrats..“@Ailohi: @TheRustGeek lol only cos I’m stopping next week dancing alanta need to make a good “last”


all join… “@singlenigerian: Come turn water fountain… RT @BobbyAnonymous: U’ll now piss swimmin pool


bb app? More like u need a #CustomRangeRover. “@verastic: @TheRustGeek It is oh. Right now, I just need a BB app that can convert my car


not too late to start….“@verastic: So we’re in the third day of nonstop rain. Someone should have told us to build an ark!”


no be small thing o…“@BobbyAnonymous: U’ll now piss swimmin pool water. RT @TheRustGeek: Have drank enough chlorine #SeaSurvivals”


Have drank enough chlorine to kill all the bugs in my stomach.. #SeaSurvivals


lol…. Good one…“@ZoeBeliever: @TheRustGeek True but the broom should never be bigger than the voice. For the voice may also say


interesting thought…. But sometimes the broom can get in the way, no? “@ZoeBeliever: I prayed ‘Reveal my destiny’ He said ‘Pick a broom’


You really want to work? Impressive… “@Ailohi: This Abuja rain just won’t let up! Been falling nonstop for hours, gosh there’s work o!”


Should sleep. Cant sleep.


@ChantayN lol. Some credit for his self deceit though.


@ChantayN #InventiveBloke


Things that irritate me… Blokes who leave me voicemail with children crying in the background…


nah… My first one… Definitely in the look out for more…“@Ailohi: Love love him


Finished with Hell’s Corner, by David Baldacci bit.ly/pCJ4gl