#PurpleShoeConundrums

@medianemesis conned all the same bruv.. by the Mac…

@cu_o lol……… even if I were ‘much obliged’?

@cu_o lol.. but if you want to save us the hassle of guessing, I’d be game y’know… :)

@cu_o haha.. I won’t go any further… #IgnoranceIsBliss

@cu_o soggy toast?

@Sir_Farouk didn’t perchance grab some Jamaican or Kenyan limbs though?

#SpringCleaning

Def the amebo…@Sisi_Yemmie: Or maybe I’m just an amebo that gets to meet a lot of people. Lol"

#TwitpicPlease @OriginalMgbeke: I assume that this girl’s intent was to wear a waist belt

#Kwality @ikhide: If you do not remember this pressing iron, please unfollow me with immediate alacrity. t.co/bifw183"

Death by paper work…. One risk assessment at a time….. Zzzzzzz

@PeeGeeJayEm hahaha….. And is this a reference to a specific player?

@PeeGeeJayEm cynical way of looking at it, but looks like it just might work…

Some, would beg to differ… @mss_sASSy: Sir, you’re 90yrs old, all you need your dick for is to pass urine. Fin."

A civilizing influence? @aderonkehiica: Complete this sentence if you can: A wife is…"

Clearly the next few weeks are going to sorely test my office politicking skills.. Thought I’d left all that behind in ‘08

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@Kiahs_ nothing…. Tossing old gist on the bonfire…. @singlenigerian

#DifferenceMaking @WorldVision: Battsetseg, a former sponsored child from Mongolia, goes for gold at #London2012 bit.ly/S1nHRR"