Life size doll rings all sorts of dodgy/japanese bells.. :p @Aee_FX: Phew! Two major issues sorted…D’you own a life size doll too? #Meh”
@Beeci lol… my point exactly……………
@Beeci things like?
Not traveling for Christmas this year’s looking dafter and dafter by the second.. Might have to go into work just to switch things up..
@bumight if the love requires a physical object (such as a new phone) as a memento..
It depends.. @bumight: Is love enough reason to get a new phone?”
@singlenigerian we all need a good dose of reality bruv..
@singlenigerian she don marry o..
On this evidence, the noose will come in handy Nate! :( @natefc: I can’t wait until Daniel Sturridge fixes everything *practices noose knots
#Pragmatic @nytimes: Senators Returning With Little Urgency as Fiscal Clock Ticks nyti.ms/10jwY02”
O_o.. He might be able to use your help.. :p @bumight: On that note, this dude needs to get laid ASAP!”
@MissCaramelD LOL.. #DullyChided…..
@MissCaramelD LOL… If a girl can only dream once, at least at Christmas? :p
@MissCaramelD some Mark Harmon clone might actually find that attractive….
@MissCaramelD Depends on who you’re skyping with though…….
You know you’ve hit a new low when you arrive at the cinema before the doors open just to get out of your house #LonelyLife